You love your dog. We also love your dog. (Please give them head scratches and belly rubs for us.) But you don’t love picking up your dog’s poop. Fortunately, we’re the kind of weirdos that do. Yes indeed, it’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. So let us take it off your hands.
Well, friend, you’re in luck. Here’s how you can take advantage of our expert poop scooping services:
Step One: Get in Touch
Use our handy dandy contact form or call us to set up your pet waste removal agreement.
Step Two: The Details
Our service is an annual agreement that includes one to two visits to your yard per week. On these visits, we’ll send a team of pooper scoopers out to your property to inspect your lawn, then bag and dispose of pet and wild animal waste. Where we drop it is up to you. Trash can? No problem, logical choice. Compost pile? Sure, why not. Just let us know where you want your dog’s business, and we’ll make it happen.
Step Three: Never Touch a Scooper Again
That’s it! It’s really that easy. Now you can dedicate more time to playing fetch with Fido or binge-watching doggy documentaries. Or whatever else you’re into. We don’t judge.
You love your dog. We also love your dog. (Please give them head scratches and belly rubs for us.) But you don’t love picking up your dog’s poop. Fortunately, we’re the kind of weirdos that do. Yes indeed, it’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. So let us take it off your hands.
Well, friend, you’re in luck. Here’s how you can take advantage of our expert poop-scooping services:
Step One: Get in Touch
Use our handy dandy contact form or call us to set up your agreement.
Step Two: The Details
Our service is an annual agreement that includes two visits to your yard per week. On these visits, we’ll send a team of pooper scoopers out to your property to inspect your lawn, then bag and dispose of pet and wild animal waste. Where we drop it is up to you. Trash can? No problem, logical choice. Compost pile? Sure, why not. Just let us know where you want your dog’s business, and we’ll make it happen.
Step Three: Never Touch a Scooper Again
That’s it! It’s really that easy. Now you can dedicate more time to playing fetch with Fido or binge-watching doggy documentaries. Or whatever else you’re into. We don’t judge. We pick up poop for a living.
Do you have an apartment complex? Are you a park ranger? What about a farmhand?
Well, friends, you’re also in luck because we don’t just scoop poop from backyards and gardens. Whatever commercial property you own, we’re here to help clean it up for you. In an ideal world, dogs on public property would always get picked up after, but well, it’s not an ideal world. And if it was, we’d be out of a job.
Thankfully, wild animals don’t have anyone to pick up after them, so that’s where we come in. If your park, apartment complex, or other commercial property is struggling with animal waste removal, we’re your guys. Whether it walks or flies, we don’t discriminate. If it poops, we scoop. We’ll also install, maintain, and manage dog waste stations so you don’t have to. We’ll keep your property looking nice, so you don’t have to get your hands dirty.
